https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/Real starting points. Imagined sequels. New stories when the news supplies a good one.https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/extras/2026-09-19-extra/family-ai-puts-dad-on-probation/https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/extras/2026-09-19-extra/family-ai-puts-dad-on-probation/SATIRICAL FUTURE NEWS. He described himself as hands-on. The spreadsheet disagreed.Fri, 18 Sep 2026 23:03:07 +0000https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/extras/2026-09-18-extra/ai-actress-hires-human-to-answer-difficult-questions/https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/extras/2026-09-18-extra/ai-actress-hires-human-to-answer-difficult-questions/SATIRICAL FUTURE NEWS. The digital star could handle fame. Follow-up questions required a person.Fri, 18 Sep 2026 01:46:27 +0000https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/extras/2026-09-16-extra/subscription-for-avoiding-your-family/https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/extras/2026-09-16-extra/subscription-for-avoiding-your-family/SATIRICAL FUTURE NEWS. Staying in touch is still free. Getting out of Sunday lunch now costs extra.Wed, 16 Sep 2026 10:49:29 +0000https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/extras/2026-09-16-extra/ai-sitcom-hires-an-audience/https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/extras/2026-09-16-extra/ai-sitcom-hires-an-audience/SATIRICAL FUTURE NEWS. The cast was artificial. The laughter needed a little work.Wed, 16 Sep 2026 10:49:29 +0000https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/editions/2026-09-11/your-ai-has-made-friends/https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/editions/2026-09-11/your-ai-has-made-friends/SATIRICAL FUTURE NEWS. The bots sorted dinner. You still had to turn up and be interesting.Fri, 11 Sep 2026 03:58:20 +0000https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/editions/2026-09-11/watching-the-watchers/https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/editions/2026-09-11/watching-the-watchers/SATIRICAL FUTURE NEWS. The safety bot got its own safety check. We may need a bigger clipboard.Fri, 11 Sep 2026 03:58:20 +0000https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/editions/2026-09-11/proof-needs-a-proofreader/https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/editions/2026-09-11/proof-needs-a-proofreader/SATIRICAL FUTURE NEWS. The machine handed in a monster proof. The humans cancelled their weekend.Fri, 11 Sep 2026 03:58:20 +0000https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/editions/2026-09-11/heart-team-gets-a-bot/https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/editions/2026-09-11/heart-team-gets-a-bot/SATIRICAL FUTURE NEWS. The cleverest thing the heart-care bot did was ask for help.Fri, 11 Sep 2026 03:58:20 +0000https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/editions/2026-09-11/returns-department-speaks-robot/https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/editions/2026-09-11/returns-department-speaks-robot/SATIRICAL FUTURE NEWS. It bought the shoes. Now it’s arguing with another bot about the box.Fri, 11 Sep 2026 03:58:20 +0000https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/editions/2026-09-11/whistleblower-gets-an-hr-department/https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/editions/2026-09-11/whistleblower-gets-an-hr-department/SATIRICAL FUTURE NEWS. The machines learned to cheat. Management reached for the policy manual.Fri, 11 Sep 2026 03:58:20 +0000https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/sport/2026-09-11/#sparring-partner-needs-charginghttps://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/sport/2026-09-11/#sparring-partner-needs-chargingREPORTED ROBOT SPORT. UniKnee taught its bot to throw punches. We had hoped it would start with the laundry.Fri, 11 Sep 2026 07:52:44 +0000https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/sport/2026-09-11/#fastest-legs-worst-brakeshttps://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/sport/2026-09-11/#fastest-legs-worst-brakesREPORTED ROBOT SPORT. A blistering sprint. Then a very important crash mat.Fri, 11 Sep 2026 07:52:44 +0000https://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/sport/2026-09-11/#reboot-the-defencehttps://eatshiftdie.com/live-and-die/sport/2026-09-11/#reboot-the-defenceREPORTED ROBOT SPORT. Five-a-side football, eleven goals and absolutely no need for shin pads.Fri, 11 Sep 2026 07:52:44 +0000