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SATIRICAL FUTURE NEWS · Printed 16 September 2026 · Imagined events for 23 Sep–29 Sep

Staying in touch is still free. Getting out of Sunday lunch now costs extra.
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The cast was artificial. The laughter needed a little work.
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