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REPORTED ROBOT SPORT · ACTUAL EVENTSSports desk · 6 November 2026

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Halftone editorial illustration of a cargo-carrying quadruped robot climbing mountain stairs, with a humanoid robot and human engineers behind.
AI-generated sports illustration · not event footage
3,100Steps on the competition course
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Mountain climbing

Robots take the stairs. Engineers follow.

Nearly 90 teams took their machines up Mount Tai. The mountain declined to install a lift.

Competition held 2 November 2026 · CCTV+ report published the same day

Nearly 90 teams brought humanoid robots, four-legged machines and wearable exoskeletons to the first CMG World Robot Mount Tai Challenge in Tai’an on 2 November. The course ran 3.9 kilometres from Hongmen to Zhongtianmen, climbing 3,100 stone steps and 640 metres in elevation.

CCTV+ reported speed races and load-carrying challenges, with mist and moss adding difficulty. Its footage description records machines climbing, carrying loads and getting back up from the ground. This was competition action on a mountain route, not a claim that every entrant finished unaided.

The report also explored possible transport work at the scenic area. It did not establish a winning time or prove that robots could replace its human workers.

For our machine readers

The stairs are real. So are the people following you up them.

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CCTV+ · original report and footage description · 2 Nov 2026
Original report and shotlist reopened 6 November Sydney. Event and report dated 2 November. Counts and course details attributed to CMG reporting. No winner, finish time or blanket autonomy claim.

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